The Urban Survival Guide: Surviving Writing a Blog

Urban survival 101

It’s the kind of thing you need to know if radioactive jihadi zombies climb out of their graves and attempt to resurrect early eighties fashion insensibility in your paved front garden, right? The kind of occurrence that will make you wish you had stockpiled more than that single can of baked beans and that ancient tin of Big Soup that you have been saving as a recuperation aid should you ever catch dysentery.

That you wished you’d watched Fox News more often, had Chuck Norris’s phone number, and that the damn state hadn’t disarmed you and turned you into a bunch of sissy, pink pansy wavers.

That’s crap. Urban survival is right here, right now. The trains are already full of zombies. Post-apocalyptic mutants already prowl the council estates. You need to survive today to even get to tomorrow.

Here’s how.

The Urban Survival Guide

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Surviving Writing a Blog

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